So the producers over at Bravo finally decided that the Real Housewives of New York could only contain so much crazy, I mean it is only one show, Bethenny jumped that ship just in time. But now ALL of the crazy is gone!! All we have left for crazy is Ramona, even though bitch really brings it, will it be enough? No one is coming back!
Bravo, has done a serious overhaul over at RHONY. FYI, people don’t get fired from Real Housewives, they are simply just “not invited back”. You see, before they begin filming a season, Andy Cohen’s googly-eyed self send out invites to the potential wives which they are at liberty to accept or decline. It’s all so patronizing.
Bethenny Frankel, the voice of reason said:
“I’m not surprised only because it’s been the same cast for so many years and Bravo… likes to make changes. They probably just felt like it was time for a change. People do that in relationships, they do that in work strategy. I don’t think it’s personal. I think it’s really just business.”
I love Bethenny. Smart bitches leave before Andy even has the pleasure of not extending an invite to them.
“I did leave on top. It was all very planned out. I knew this was the type of place you don’t want to overstay your welcome. I always says, ‘You don’t want to be the one in the nightclub at two in the morning where everyone looks pretty scary.”
So what do they do now? Alex and Simon are predictably begging to be put back on the show. They have nothing else to do!! She lost her job and RHONY was his life!! Where else will he exhibit his impeccable style?! He even said, “We don’t intend for this to be the final time you’ll see us on television.” God forbid you’re not on TV!!! Jill now uses the platform of “leaving the show” to speak out about other people *yawn* and talk about how Taylor should have left RHOBH before her husband had the chance to kill himself, even though Jill was on her show for about 7156768 years and he daughter looks closer and closer to suicide every time she makes an appearance. The nameless hoe will continue to make women happy while waxing their hoohas, even though she says she’ll now be on national television once a week as a beauty consultant. Pssshh… bitch, look in the mirror. Oh and who could forget Kelly? Well, she’ll continue to be crazy, of course!! Rich people never get committed! She should get a spin-off show, in her mind, she already has one.
As for the new housewives? Three have yet to be written in stone but if the Daily News has announced it, to me it’s as good as true! According to New York’s Daily News:
Best-selling author and former ABC News producer Carole Radziwill, whose late husband’s aunt was Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, is joining the reality show. Radziwill was friends with Carolyn Bessett-Kennedy. Fashion designer Heather Thompson, who has two kids and a shapewear line called Yummie Tummie, will reportedly join Radziwill and “Wall Street Wife” Aviva Drescher, a mom of three, as cast newbies.
A bunch of nobodies, another idiot using the Kennedy name to claim their fame. Some “fashion designer” who ain’t got shit on the bitch who invented Spanxxxxxxxxx. And a Wall Street Wife? Really? Didn’t Wall Street crash like 2 years ago? And as for what they look like? ALL full of fug:
Will I still watch it? Fuck yeah! I am just as trashy as they are.
