When will these hoes learn? Remember back in like 2007, when Swizz Beats was married to some chick Mashonda and expecting a baby? Yeah, I don’t either. But you might remember when Alicia Keys broke up said marriage around May 2009 when rumors surfaced that her and Swizz were creeping TLC style. I know I know, it’s a hard pill for everyone to swallow, but let’s face it Alicia is a homewrecker. But you MUST remember when she got knocked up and married in 2010 right? And then the baby came in like October? Ok now that I’ve got you all up to speed, even though you’re most likely still wondering why the shit you are even still reading….
So in 2007 at a birthday party for fellow nobody, Solange Knowles, Swizz, a still ”happily” married man, met some trick/singer/songwriter named Christina Elizabeth (?) and they exchanged numbers. Turns out, he’s been keeping this side hoe around since then. Some screenshots of a text message convo have surfaced with Swizz whispering classic sweet nothings such as, “I want to f the s out of you ASAP make it happen wow!” He also told her he couldn’t get together two weeks ago because he had to put on a face for the VMAs. I knew he had a way with words! He’s doing really good at keeping up with appearances, the couple is pictured above at Fashion Week in New York City. Dude is so “smoove”. How else could he have scored someone like Alicia?
So there you have it, it’s almost painful how typical it is. Sorry to say this but I am on the side of Alicia deserved it. I am almost offended because hasn’t this woman always celebrated being, well, a woman? And hasn’t she always told us to be proud of being women? But she marries this kind of man? Please Alicia, don’t insult our intelligence, we’re better than that, even if you’re not.
