Recently liberated J. Lo has found yet another opening where her professional bearding skills can be put to use. This weekend her and Bradley Cooper and bitch diva extraordinaire went out to dinner at Thomas Keller’s Per Se in New York City. *Yawn*. I’m more interested in Thomas Keller at this point, moving on…. someone who works there said they were “canoodling”, on a side note, when did the word canoodling become common? It it the dumbest fucking word ever. I feel like we don’t even know it’s connotations. In my mind it could mean anything from holding hands to brazenly fucking on an outside table. Sorry.
Another source says that their meeting was business oriented and nothing went on.
I just wish someone would tell me whether or not they had the Berkshire pork. That’s all I really care about. Just to soften the blow I included a pic of some people that might actually open your eyes for. Thats Bey and Jay (I know them personally), strolling around Tribeca this weekend in NYC. Her boobs are getting HUGE.



