“Oooooh my gaaaaaaaaaaa! I’m so totally excited we’re getting married on Valentines day! Aren’t you totally excited too my snuggy hubby bear?!” “Of course I’m excited! I’m so excited I Ra- Ra- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalph!!!!”
“If you really loved me you would embrace my chunky projectile vomit. You’re so selfish! I don’t know if I can do this!! You’re a monster!” (As he runs franticly away from the altar.)



