In 2013, I solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God “damnits”. It’s a new year, yes. People restart their fuck up meters on a bunch of shitty things in their life. Subconsciously scraping their dinner plates, cleaning the slates so to speak. So of course us man(dingo)’s out their restart a few lists as well. This is what the first time I had sex this year sounded like. Should of been there, it was some boning for the ages. First bang of the year music: Baby – Get Your Body. Enjoy!